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#284108 - 10/07/08 04:29 AM
Re: I've got some information guys! I think you might be intrerested!
[Re: The Cat-Man]
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Hmm... Well... if that's how it is then. As my name suggests, I am on the cats side. I am the Cat-Man. I'm already under an oath. That oath is to protect all cats and possibly other animals, if they are in need. Humans too, if it is important for me and my personal thoughts only. That said, you must understand that if what you're saying is really true, I am your enemy. I was hoping that you guys where to believe in what I said and listen to me. I was looking forward to a cooperation in war against those who threatens earth and other foul souls.
I must tell you, my cat, Migo has NOTHING evil inside him. AT ALL. I KNOW he's speaking the truth when he's talking to me. You guys just don't understand the gravity of what I'm telling you.
Look at this as some kind of prediction: We are in grave danger. What is about to happen, will easily be one of my biggest challenges in my life. I've fought baddies before. You know, when I first really got in contact with the cats like I am now, I was fifteen. Back then, I was so interested in superheroes, like Spider-Man. Heck, I even made myself a costume. I fought robbers. I beat guys with weapons, like guns and machineguns. WITH MY BEAR HANDS! I've never told anyone on the web about this before. I am aware that you can easily find my real name now. Infact, I've already stated it even. Not that it matters... no one really knows of me. Whenever I've saved, or stopped someone from doing something bad, I've never really gotten credit for it. Never has the papers stated "Masked character stops robbery". Only "Vigilante stops robbery and runs away". Never has anyone seen the connection that one guy is doing this. Heh, even a 15 year old kid. Now, two years later, I've grown pretty much. I now almost know my full destiny.
I'm warning you: Armageddon is almost here. Wether you want to think that the cats are evil, that will be your problem. I will not let you stand in my way. If you don't wanna help me save the world, then don't. I know that I will bever give up.
When I joined here, I thought you guys might actually have some sense and actually believe me... seems I was wrong.
Well, whatever happens, I guess we might meet some day. I just want you to remember me when it's over. I don't want any credit for what I might do... I just want the world to go on... I just want the ones I love to keep on living...
Now, I will once again try to give you one piece of advice: Stick with the cats. They are NOT the evil ones. They are NOT the ones with foul souls. The cats CAN and WILL protect you, if you protect them. The cats have an extreme understanding of how brains work. I told you earlier... I learned that from them. I learned something that makes me be able to do anything. Maybe, one day, if you're in need and you've helped them... maybe they will then teach you the same. The cats are forgiving creatures. They will forgive you, if you stop this crazy blabber about them being evil.
That is my words on that case. So, are you enemies or friends? I'd personally like to have you on my side... not that'd would stop me if you wasn't... it's not like a threat or anything... but you won't be of much of a challenge for me.
Anyways, the first thing I'd like to do when this is over, is to heavily question the US government. I guess someone would listen to me if I save the world, am I right? Any that are willing to come along, are welcomed with open arms.
-Robin Høyland AKA. Cat-Man of Norway Well Cat-man, I'am here to help you...........Save the world! Let me get hop in my time machine.........I am going back to 1982 to get a glass bottle of pepsi........then i will be over! Once I get there, We can hop in my spaceship and meet the aliens half way. But i half to bring rufus, my dog, he has special powers. My spaceship has an escape pod made by harley-davidson, if we get our butts whipped we can escape back to earth in the pod. But i dont see that happening, beings my ship is equipped with two high-tech, state of the art, water pistols. We will win this war, but wait, first they gotta let me out this here padded cell.
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#288106 - 11/21/08 01:09 PM
Re: I've got some information guys! I think you might be intrerested!
[Re: Anonymous]
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Registered: 06/24/04
Loc: World HQ.@ Paranoia Files
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, and mainly for budgetary and cost overun reasons, The World Headquarters will no longer be in the Superhero selection business. Superheroes are simply too expensive to locate, investigate, and designate. And very often, once a Superhero finds out he or she is one, they stop doing the very things that Superheroes are supposed to do. They become couch Superheroes.
The World Headquarters apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause those who depend on Superheroes to save them from various life or death situations. When the world economy turns around and Superhero superfund money is more plentiful, we will once again invest in this market. Thank you, and as always, I am THE World Headquaters Man who is in charge of the entire world, including all Superheroes and their pets.
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