How long has it been since you were taken in, Faith? I mean really taken in and made to feel special? Too long I imagine. I know about NW Arkansas, and there's no comparison between there and here. There is no light in Arkansas, except when the sun is reflected off all those shiny new chicken houses. If you let us take you in, you will be immersed in the light and discover real tranquility and meaning. The CoEA will rekindle the essence of your innermost being and you will know real peace and understanding. Trust us.

Well, it has been more than three hours since I felt special...Hmm....? Where Is That Paranoid Floyd Hiding? He better get on the ball and make me feel special ASAP or he's going to get a old fashion arse whipping! Anyway, Paranoid Floyd has helped me out enormously, he gave me a temporary place to stay at the hospital...he's such a sweet heart!




But I LIKE Shiny ...



WakeHolden that sounds good and all, but I hesitate because it would take me quite sometime to repay you. So...after careful consideration, I must decline your offer at this time. I apologize for inconveniencing you and will keep what you said in mind.

Thanks but No Thanks!
Faith

It's really great to have you back in the old neighborhood again, Faith. I missed you except when it was time for meds because you were always stealing my Valium and Leon's Atavan. Things here on Ward 2-B are pretty much the same as always...same old grumpy psych nurses...same bunch of screwed up psychiatrists...same bad food in the cafeteria...same boring day room...everybody stoned out of their minds on psycho-meds & zombie-watching Oprah or Dr. Phil. Btw, Leon is bipolar now.

Remember Brenda, the night nurse? Well, she's having an affair with one of the Pakistani psychs on days, and they meet in the furnace room late at night and...yeah that. Yesterday a stray cat showed up in the exercise area and we all got to pet it, but then crazy Eddie kicked it and that weird guy down on 1-A went beserk and broke his nose..you know, the one who thinks he's Elvis.

Are you still married to the Veterinarian guy..the one who worked for the circus and took care of the sick elephants? I never liked him. Oh, I had one visitor this year. Wendy came by to tell me she's marrying her old boyfriend, the Saab mechanic from Israel. There's a lizard in the air conditioning duct, a big long striped bluish one. Please send more chewey oatmeal and raisin cookies. Love ya, Floyd.

Wow Paranoid Floyd Thanks for cheering me up. Sure, I took your meds a few times but it caused no long term damage. Sure, I took your meds a few times but it caused no long term damage…What was I talking about again? Oh, yeah, I was talking about I thought I was having a pretty good day until you reminded me of all the frustrations at Ward 2-B! What will it take to end this absurdity? I need a Valium!!!

Silver foil protective gear offers no real protection against alien-generated mind waves because aliens usually don't send out such waves. Their brains don't work like ours. An alien brain is wired differently. Aliens aren't flesh and blood like we are. They are spiritual entities which can walk through stone walls and trees. They can disappear instantly and then reappear half way around the world a few seconds later. They already know what we are going to think minutes or hours before we even think about thinking what we think. That's how advanced they are.

Aliens live mostly in and around the Amazonian rain forests of Brazil which is why they are spotted there from time to time by local fishermen who live in mud huts along the Amazon River. They have these huge camoflaged alien bases located in the rainforest, and some are underwater deep beneath the bottom of the Amazon River. They do not abduct people or conduct medical experiments on them.

They already know all there is to know about humans, and anyway, they could care less what happens to us. They want our ozone layer is what they want, and as soon as they figure out how to transport it back to their home planet, they will suddenly disappear forever and we'll be up the creek without an ozone layer. They've been stealing pieces of ozone for decades now and taking it back for tests in in their ozone research facility. That's why we have global warming so bad now. Alien DNA can be directly absorbed into the brains of human scientists while they are sleeping, and the next day when they wake up, these scientists go to the office and write scientific sounding papers on global warming, but it's really aliens who wrote it as a cover for their ozone stealing operation.

Would you be angry if my alien friends and I came over and abducted you late one night?

Those are not aliens, mister. Those are spirits. The aliens are the Reptilians from Niburu (who cameth from heaven to earth, woooo woooo), the Greys and the Nordics. They are physical like us. Tin foil, silver foil must be worn at all times against them. Any type of foil will work. The spirits, though, are no threat to us. They are not even interested in us. Many of them don't even know we exist. But, alas, no matter what we do, the world ends in 2012. THEY are already en route. NOTHING can save us.

This bogus 2012 plot is obviously the work of reptilian creatures like Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton...and others. The Mayans did not I repeat the Mayans did not predict the world will end in 2012! Wearing silver foil will not help protect your brain from being permeated by mind waves because there are no such creatures capable of producing such waves except Kangaroos and they will not evolve into brain wave generators until the end of the third millennium. This from ancient rock art found deep in the interior of the Australian outback.

Despite all your wisdom, WakeHolden (Nedloh Ekaw - how interesting), the world ends 2012.

Just imagine, a star ship, a quarter the size of the earth, weighing 450 gazillion mega-tons approaching the earth at full speed with a horny female driver in charge, forgetting if the brakes are the red button or the blue button. Now imagine ten of these ships with exactly the same problem. What does your logic tell you is going to happen.

Luckily the earth is never totally destroyed, but most of civilization is and we humans start from scratch again.

"We have destroyed Zion six times before and we are becoming extremely efficient at doing it." The Architect from The Matrix Reloaded.

Wear the silver foil or the tin foil and see if it will protect you when that 450 gazillion mega-ton star ship hit you right between the eyes.

Happy new year everyone. Hi to you my three fans - look they allowed me on Fool Moon...