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#286584 - 11/06/08 03:26 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: Anonymous]
Cy_Click Offline

Can you hear me now?

Registered: 08/08/06
Loc: Minneapolis,MN
Originally by: Anonymous

....
Look, we are anonymous and nude simply because we enjoy it. What's so wrong about that? You act as if user names are some kind of big deal.
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Personally, I don't think there is anything wrong with being anonymous and nude simply because one enjoys it. Of course, I believe others have the right to right to accept or refuse the display of others nudity because they enjoy it or don't so I'd respect bans on public displays if viewer discretion forces a change of habits. In other words, I would expect someone to wear clothes in public as a general rule.

Perhaps, I expect someone to wear a username in public, too, although user names are hardly a big deal. For me, they're just an indication that the thoughts and opinions expressed are coming from a single source. I certainly don't think it a big deal if someone uses a username so I don't know why it would be if someone simply refuses to use a username and posts as Anonymous, nakedly making a public point.

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#286586 - 11/06/08 03:42 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: Debbie_Dumpster]
BerthaDeeLush Offline
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Registered: 08/17/04
Loc: Tulsa Oklahoma
Lookie here Debbie_Dumbhead

Here's an update, I've been eating at Hubba Bubba's dumpster a lot longer than you have...fathead! You better quit trying to get smart with me, you ain’t smart enough to be around here. You better get going! You better leave all my men folk alone! Now get!
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#286587 - 11/06/08 03:47 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: Debbie_Dumpster]
Cy_Click Offline

Can you hear me now?

Registered: 08/08/06
Loc: Minneapolis,MN
Originally by: Debbie_Dumpster
I know a thing or two about dumpster diving nude, Dude, and I can tell you this Bertha person doesn't know diddly squat about it. You'd have to hire a licensed crane operator to lift and swing her into the dumpster, and I seriously doubt there are dumpsters with large enough openings to accomodate her size. She'd be more likely to fit into one of those large construction boxes they use to collect scrap building materials when they're tearing down a structure or replacing the roof.

The trick is to get to the food before it's actually thrown into the dumpster, which is where a good quality shopping cart comes in handy, but it has to have good rubber on the ground and swivel tires that actually work. And it helps if you know someone who works at the eating establishment where the dumpster is parked, and the nicer places don't even use dumpsters.

Then what? Well, you get yourself one of those heated delivery bags like the pizza delivery people use that's what. Oh, and you become friends with a taxi driver so you can pull up to the back door in the nude and have your leftovers brought right to the car. Then you grab the food and drive off.


I have to admit you've reached the level of dumpster diving most of us just dream of, and, for that, you deserve kudos. However, your professionalism leaves me wondering if you haven't lost the meaning of true dumpster-diving. Do you remember scraping the coffee grounds off that otherwise perfectly shaply long john at the Dunkin Donuts? Can you recall the many times the pick-up driver arrived early and it was a scramble to get out of the dumpster before being dumped in the compactor. (We'll miss you, Shorty.) Have you still got any of the feeling you might have once felt when you were the first to spot the worker with the good stuff, earning you first pick from the top of the pile? I think not.

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#286615 - 11/06/08 07:55 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: Cy_Click]
Debbie_Dumpster Offline
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Registered: 08/26/04
Loc: Temecula, California
This only reinforces what I've been saying all along, that this dumb naked Bertha DeeLush woman is a fake a phony who knows nothing about the amazing science of Dumpsterology. Amateurs! Hell, I'm surprised she hasn't been compacted into a greasy fat wafer by now.

I for one can certainly recall the first time I was first on the scene for a big deposit of scrumptous holiday goodies. It was five years ago come Christmas. I fondly recollect it like it was last week. There had been a big Christmas office party, and I got all the trimmings of a Christmas feast, including ambrosia salad and fruitcake. I had to beat back a couple of stray dogs, but that was no hill for a sure-footed pipe-swinging dumpster dolly like me.

As for all this obscene nudity stuff, I'm as progressive and open-minded as the next person on the street but the thing is leftovers and nudity just don't mix so well in my opinion. Nudity in the dumpster is a sure sign amateurs are involved. Seeing this Bertha woman climbing out of a ketchup-smeared dumpster in the nude would be more than I could take on a full stomach.

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#287439 - 11/14/08 01:33 AM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: Debbie_Dumpster]
WakeHolden Offline
over-experienced member

Registered: 04/12/05
Loc: Trust no one but me
Nudity is not allowed in the Paranoia Files or inside its trash dumpsters.

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#287737 - 11/16/08 10:52 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: WakeHolden]
BerthaDeeLush Offline
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Registered: 08/17/04
Loc: Tulsa Oklahoma
I’m naked, I’m naked, I’m naked and there nothing you can do about it! I smell something funny? What do I smell, huh? I ... I gotta go!
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#287743 - 11/16/08 11:20 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: BerthaDeeLush]
WakeHolden Offline
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Registered: 04/12/05
Loc: Trust no one but me
The first Bertha DeeLush troll simulation program was originally designed by one our tech team members as a cyber defensive weapon to repulse aliens and pseudo-aliens which had chosen the Paranoia Files as their base of operations on the internet. The idea was that she would be so blatantly obnoxious and anti-feminine so as to deter aliens and their subordinates from abducting more attractive human females and conducting invasive medical procedures upon their persons. The plan worked, but unfortunately the program's developer disappeared without notice and noone else can figure out how to delete her...it. Hopefully, the other tech team members will be able to erase all traces of the DeeLush entity soon. Meanwhile please try to ignore her insults. Thank you.

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#287877 - 11/18/08 03:08 PM Re: Nudity or no nudity? [Re: BerthaDeeLush]
World_HQ_Man Offline
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Registered: 06/24/04
Loc: World HQ.@ Paranoia Files
Public nudity on a public forum such as this is not allowed under the umbrella of World Headquarters sponsorship. Please refrain from discussing such issues in the future. Although it has been determined that you are not a real human being, the same rule applies to all non-human entities as well.

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