I double dog dare you.

Piss me off? Not a chance. I was out of it last week. But Blizz might drive down there and kick your ass.

Go ahead, make my day! Feeling lucky?

OMG! "Double-dog" dared! I've been dared to do a great many things over the years, but I haven't been double dog dared since long before I was shaving. Gasp!

By the way, for you ladies, by way of clarification of the culture of young males, you can be "dared" to do something and that leaves you the choice of going along with the dare or not. Being "double dared" to do something is a little stronger challenge. You still have escape available, but your choices are quickly narrowing. However, once you get the ultimate "DOUBLE-DOG DARE" that's just about tantamount to hearing a gruff voice threatening: "Do this, kid, or you'll never see your family alive again." I mean, you HAVE to do it! I mean, unless you want some fiend to do away with you parents and siblings you don't have any choice. You gotta do it! (sigh)

I guess the jig is up. I've been double-dog dared.


Just remember this, Deifan. It's far better to be pissed off than pissed on. Having worked at that residential treatment facility for behaviorally disturbed children, I know whereof I speak.


Ohhhh...doing your Dirty Fanny imitation, huh? All right, buddy! I'll see YOU at Homestead!

I would have let you go with a double dare but your lack of humility dictated the ultimate challenge.

It has been brought to my attention that I issued a "double dog dare" inappropriately. The funny factor was there but there was no risk of bodily injury, death, or genital damage. The possibility of losing a sports related contest to a girl does allow the challenge to rise to a double dare level though.

Excuse me? I should just like to point out that in the recorded annals of adolescent daring, "losing a sports related contest to a girl" is, from a genital injury standpoint, JUST as risky (at least, figuratively speaking) as trying to walk along a rain-slicked fence rail in leather-soled shoes.

So, Jokul, I double-dog DARE you to try to slither out of your double-dog dare on me!

Failure to follow protocal in dare corrections will force Fate's hand and it will become impossible for you to pick the last place finisher. So it is written, so it shall be.

What the...???? Have you been watching a bunch of 3rd rate, Hong Kong-produced kung fu movies with English subtitles? I can't hardly understand a word yer sayin' boy!

Sheeeeit! I'm just gonna pick out a rookie, the crappiest rookie I can find to represent my racing interests this Sunday and let the chips fall where they may.